clusterfuck_the_kittenA kitten has been found on a London Underground train. Initial reports suggested that the infant feline was found in a box, but it later transpired that it had in fact been driving the train when it demanded milk and threatened to go on strike if none was forthcoming.

Staff at Victoria station where it was found have named the kitten ‘Clusterfuck’ in honour of union firebrand Bob Crow.

A spokesman for the RMT said “it is a mystery how little Clusterfuck came to be driving a Tube train without any training and more importantly without paying any union subscriptions of any kind. Although you could argue that cats are perfectly placed to perform a job that essentially involves sitting on your arse for hours at a time and then making demands.”