The Tardis

The Tardis

The new star of popular sci-fi show Doctor Who has been revealed according to the BBC. Sources close to director Steven Moffat are thought to have selected the new Doctor from thousands of hopefuls. This will be the 12th actor to play the eponymous Doctor, replacing amusingly quiffed omni-tard Matt Smith after three years.

Speculation has been rife about who would be chosen, with Peter Capaldi and Rory Kinnear among the bookies’ favourites. However the selection of the new doctor will be a surprise to many and transcends species and convention.

Speaking from Grovetown, Rastamouse said “I am delighted to be the new doctor. I be lookin’ forward to travellin’ the world in me Tardis, making a bad ting good.”

Reports that the Doctor’s traditional sonic screwdriver will be replaced by a massive bifter when Rastamouse takes the helm could not confirmed at this time.

Rastamouse’s previous employers Da Easy Crew were not available for comment but are thought to be plotting something with the Daleks.

Rastamouse

Rastamouse