The Marmot is your source for spoof news reports from around the globe.

Don’t take anything you read here seriously, The Marmot is very much a joke news site inspired by the ┬áThe Daily Mash and The Onion amongst others.

The comedy news stories we run are for entertainment purposes only and contain fragments of truth at best.

We will consider submissions if they’re good – send us a message below!

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