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PANDA ‘UP THE STICK’ AFTER DRUNKEN NIGHT OUT

In All | By themarmot | On 9th August, 2013 | No Comment
Smashed panda | The Marmot | Joke News Site
Edinburgh Zoo has said there are strong indications that its female giant panda is pregnant following a particular heavy drinking session. Tian Tian rolled in at 10am two Sundays ago after drinking heavily in the town’s Grassmarket area, walking ...Read More

PUBS ‘AWESOME’ SAYS EVERYONE

In All | By themarmot | On 9th August, 2013 | No Comment
Pubs. Awesome. | The Marmot | Joke News Site
Happiness levels in Britain have reached a new high today as people around the country realise that going to the pub with your mates is in fact ‘mint’. As the week draws to a close millions of Britons are ...Read More
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