Uri Geller

Uri Geller

TV bender Uri Geller was revealed to have been working as a ‘psychic spy’ for several intelligence agencies around the world in a BBC documentary this week.

Some of the claims surrounding Geller’s feats seemingly outlandish feats have been treated with skepticism by some observers as they seem to skirt the limits of plausibility. Apparently fantastic claims such as that he turned off radar throughout the Arab world in the run up to the resolution of the Entebbe hostage incident have been verified independently, but among┬áthe more outlandish claims are that Uri:

* Went to the pub and just had ONE PINT

* Knew that Bruce Willis was DEAD from the start of the Sixth Sense

* Opened a can of PRINGLES, then put them away again

* Stood on a bit of LEGO barefoot and didn’t scream

Deadly

Deadly

Reports that MI6 are now trying to recruit Derek Acorah as a replacement for James Bond could not be confirmed at this time.